15 Things that I've Learned Since Becoming An Adult. 1. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in
a garage makes you a car.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a
mistake when you make it again.
10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
11. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
12. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.
13. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
14. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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