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Originally I had no intention or idea about developing an internet forum. Things have just progressed from a simple idea and grown with time.
Now as well as the forum I am behind more than 30 other web sites. Most of which rank number one for key terms such as "Catral" "Dolores Spain" and "Almoradi" to name but a few.
I have created and written Search Engine Optimisation add on´s for several bits of software which use this forums software along with honing my own web site and forum search engine optimisation skills. Several times proving what people say and recommend to be myths.
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
Posted 09-06-2009 at 11:58 AM by Lee
At risk of offending the Irish members on here
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
Artery:
The study of paintings
Bacteria:
Back door to cafeteria
Barium:
What doctors do when patients die
Benign:
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section:
A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan:
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize:
Made eye contact with her
Colic:
A sheep dog
Coma:
A punctuation mark
Dilate:
To live long
Enema:
Not a friend
Fester:
Quicker than someone else
Fibula:
A small lie
Impotent:
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain:
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff:
A Doctor's cane
Morbid:
A higher offer
Nitrates:
Cheaper than day rates
Node:
I knew it
Outpatient:
A person who has fainted
Pelvis:
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative:
A letter carrier
Recovery Room:
Place to do upholstery
Rectum:
Nearly killed him
Secretion:
Hiding something
Seizure:
Roman emperor
Tablet:
A small table
Terminal Illness:
Getting sick at the airport
Tumour:
One plus one more
Urine:
Opposite of you're out
2xCondoms:
To be sure, to be sure
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
Artery:
The study of paintings
Bacteria:
Back door to cafeteria
Barium:
What doctors do when patients die
Benign:
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section:
A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan:
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize:
Made eye contact with her
Colic:
A sheep dog
Coma:
A punctuation mark
Dilate:
To live long
Enema:
Not a friend
Fester:
Quicker than someone else
Fibula:
A small lie
Impotent:
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain:
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff:
A Doctor's cane
Morbid:
A higher offer
Nitrates:
Cheaper than day rates
Node:
I knew it
Outpatient:
A person who has fainted
Pelvis:
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative:
A letter carrier
Recovery Room:
Place to do upholstery
Rectum:
Nearly killed him
Secretion:
Hiding something
Seizure:
Roman emperor
Tablet:
A small table
Terminal Illness:
Getting sick at the airport
Tumour:
One plus one more
Urine:
Opposite of you're out
2xCondoms:
To be sure, to be sure
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