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Lee

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
> They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good tha t we
> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20%
> of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton
>

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Scoot

Hang on a minute Billy Boy,

I am OUTRAGED!

Homosexuals have feelings too you know!

I agree whole-heartedly with your 'out of the box' thinking, but you also have to think 'out of the closet'.

May I suggest putting in a few more toilets on said flights and keeping on the male flight attendants (they all seem gay to me anyway) to see to the 'closet' customers.

As for the rag'eads, just give every plane a pig mascot that has free run of the place and ensure that women on board get an encyclopedia to read so they can possibly learn something or maybe offer free driving lessons. This will definitely keep 'em off.