 The Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
given name
was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said," If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around
and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made
love to
her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away...
Yellow
Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone
grabbed
her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to her all
day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
made love
to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess!
Think about it
(You're going to love this!)
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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