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Old 06-05-2008, 01:03 PM   #1
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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while a waiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University rom the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon, the two westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe its a-comin
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Default Re: Three strangers at an airport. Non P.C. joke

You've got that right.

My advice to anyone who's listening:

Stock up on bottled water, diesel, canned food and ammunition if you have a firearm.

Buy a generator.

If you have not got a firearm then get a spear gun or cross bow with plenty of bolts.

'Why?' you ask.

Did you see folks a few weeks back during the lorry drivers strike. Panic buying fuel, food etc. Shops empty, filling stations with no fuel to buy etc

Well when the Israelis and/or the Yanks bomb Iran, just watch the fuel price go doolally! Together with the knock-on effects that will bring.

There are already food riots in some countries now.

You have been warned.

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