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Lee

Well there had to be a web site some where teaching Spanish swear words

Insult Hijo de punta/ hija de punta
Means in English son of a whore/ daughter of a whore
Equivalent to in English son of a bitch
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Insult Cabron
Means in English Big goat
Equivalent to in English bast##d
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Insult Jódete
Means in English F##k yourself
Equivalent to in English F##k off
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Insult Vete a la mierda
Means in English go to the sh#t
Equivalent to in English piss off
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Insult Gilipollas
Means in English idiot/moron
Equivalent to in English wanker
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Insult Tómalo por el culo
Means in English Take it up your ar#s
Equivalent to in English stuff it up your ar#s
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Insult por el culo
Means in English up your ar#s
Equivalent to in English up yours
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Insult me cago en to madre
Means in English I sh#t on your mother
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Insult chúpame la polla
Means in English suck my d#ck
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Insult bésame el culo
Means in English Kiss my ar#e
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Exclamations

exclamation mierda
Equivalent in English sh#t
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exclamation joder
Equivalent in English oh fu#k
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exclamation Me cago en Dios
Equivalent in English fu#king hell
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exclamation Me cago en la hostia
Equivalent in English fu#king hell
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exclamation hostia
Equivalent in English fu#k
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The next lessons in Spanish will be covering what to say when entering A&E after trying the above on the wrong person

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M4TT

Very useful phrases Im sure. I will have to learn all these one day but i think i will improve my day to day spanish first.

Karensun

This is one of the best Spanish lessons I have had Lee.................will be very helpful with awkward 'clients' I'm sure !!!

Lee

It was only posted as bit of fun to try and wake the members up on here and try and encourage others to post

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Scoot

The best/worst insult without doubt is:

"Me cago en tus muertos"

Translation: I shit on your dead (ancestors)

I have used it several times in instances of 'road rage' (a fine British import to Spain) with great effect. It seems to be doubly insulting when uttered by a 'guirit'; especially when you pretend to not understand their retorts ha, ha, ha... good times.......