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[Karensun]

Truth Sid..................I did it on Free translation Online.............my Spanish does NOT run to all that !!!

[Lee]

Run it through something like IM translator Sid. They have a new feature that speaks the Spanish words out in an English accent and a Spanish one.

That way you don't get a pronunciation wrong and tell every one you like Donkeys or you wear womens underwear

[Karensun]

Does He ? ? ?

[El Sid]

I won't dignify that with an answer

The other night I gave a camouflage shirt to one of my Spanish friends, that I brought from the UK for him. He's really into hunting.
I wanted to say " Now you have a shirt from the British army you'll be able to shoot better " but my Espanol wasn't up to the job.

[Karensun]

Sorry Sid, only joking.............

learn this for the shirt...........

Ahora usted tiene una camisa del ejército británico al que usted será capaz de pegar un tiro mejor

[El Sid]

Excellent They'll love it, taking the mickey is their main pastime.

One guy who goes in the bar is short even for a Spaniard and I have taught them to sing the Hi-Ho song from Snow White every time he walks in, it's all good fun

[Lee]

Puede usted señalarme a un burro local ya que no hay ningunos camellos para dormir con

Llevo puestas bragas womens

Try the above Sid, if nothing else it will make them laugh